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Our shirts for convinced scientists who want to share their expertise in physics, mathematics, chemistry and biology with the world:
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Technically the glass is always full
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Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Simply look at the glass and tell us if it's half full or half empty ...Everyone knows this pseudo-scientific p...

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Resistance is futile V3
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Maybe the Borg should re-think their dress code and instead, put on the Resistance is futile T. Shirt which would be better than wired overalls tha...

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Think Like a Proton - Always be Positive
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Sadly, our everyday lives have a lot of potential for negative thoughts. But it’s important we don’t let negative experiences impact the rest of ou...

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Corner Pie Chart
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“You CAn’t USE a Pie chARt To DrAw A 3D RoOM” – said everyone who has not seen this t-shirt yet!Just one look at the Corner Pie Chart T-Shirt! shou...

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Be greater than average
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As nerds, we are definitely anything but average. We love topics and things that the average person might not particularly be interested in, we alm...

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Ente Wurzel
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This Shirt only makes sense in German. ;)

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Mathematics is 100 percent Magic
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Do you see real beauty where others just see numbers? Are perfect formulas and graphs your type of art? No matter where and when, do you think that...

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Darwin Fish
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Luckily, we live in a place where everyone can believe in whatever they want - a privilege that not everyone has.Some people are not tempted by inv...

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Be rational Get real
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Not all numbers are perfect.

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Plutos Rache
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This product is only available in German.

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Freud's Your Mom
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If you delve deeper into the works of the infamous psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud, you'll start to descend into slightly smutty realms. Suddenly, ciga...

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ATP
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Every creature and every machine needs energy to run. As a nerd, that's too hazy a phrase, of course. People might think you're talking a...

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Kleinphi macht auch Mist
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This shirt makes sense in German only :) Please change to German to learn more about this product.

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Resistance is NOT futile
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Looks like the Borg are in need of a physics lesson or two! Obviously, they've failed to assimilate a culture having at least some basic knowl...

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Two is the oddest prime
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2 is the oddest prime number, because it's the only prime that is not odd.

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This Shirt Is Blue
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If you run really, really fast this green T-shirt might appear blue. And by fast we mean extra racy ;).This effect is caused by the Doppler effect,...

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Integrate Yourself
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Poor e^x has a hard time! It simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x stays e^x...

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Come to the Nerd Side
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Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

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Coincidence
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pi * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/pi-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as we know, 1337 ...

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You shall not pass
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Gandalf said it to the Balrog in 'The Lord of the Rings', while the Black Knight said it to King Arthur in 'Monty Python and the Hol...

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Drink and Derive
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Never try to calculate when drunk!

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Schrödinger
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The time-dependent Schrödinger-equation, on a shirt!

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PIrate
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Maths is everywhere and especially bright when Pi is included. Unfortunately, there're too many mere mortals who don't see the beauty of ...

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Doppler Effect
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The Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...

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keep it real
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Mathematician Geeks are now able to express their opinions regarding imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general with this keep it real shirt...

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Ich habe Potential
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Many of us have heard at school - or later in life - what potential we have if we just tried harder. But it should be clear that potential depends ...

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T-Rex couldn't wash hands
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The Corona pandemic has reminded a lot of people what they should already have known: It’s important to wash your hands regularly! After all, nobod...

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Capsaicin
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If 'evolution' was human, it would just sigh and bang its head against the wall repeatedly when someone mentions spicy food. After all, the pain ca...

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Perfect Numbers
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A perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its proper positive divisors, that is, the sum of its positive divisors excludin...

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Octopi
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Here we have an octopus with eight (Latin: octo) arms. No ordinary arms of course, but Pi arms! That makes this being an Octopi. :)(By the way, wha...

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Cummingtonite
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Some minerals, like gold and diamonds, just don't attract nerds that much...But (Mg, Fe)<sub>7</sub>Si<sub>8</sub>O<...

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May the m x a be with you
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On this shirt, the famous quote from Star Wars must have been written down by a physicist. Out of habit, he or she replaced the word "force" with a...

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Adrenaline Molecule
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Are you excited by the thought of parachuting, bungee jumping, paintball, or hacking?Then you are an adrenaline junkie and should consider the thri...

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2 + 2 = 5
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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...

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Dopamine
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For some reason, people like to call lots of things the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Happiness hormone! Oxytocin? H...

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May the Mass Times Acceleration be With You
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Star Wars fans watch out ... Here comes a smash hit: the Force from Star Wars is real! At least if you misunderstand the second Newtonian law – or ...

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